How long is fifty shades of grey

Book timeline. History Talk 0. Kate meets Elliot. Grey takes Ana back to the heathman after she passes out. Christian and Ana fly to Seattle via Charlie Tango. Ana loses virginity to Grey. Grace Trevelyan-Grey. Ana sends joking email to Grey that she is breaking up with him; Grey makes surprise visit at 10pm, has angry sex with her, then leaves. Ana cries, then emails Grey her issues about the contract. Ana accepts to try Grey's proposal to be his submissive. Grey gives Ana an Audi A3 as a graduation present.

Grey spanks Ana for sexual pleasure because she rolls her eyes on him. Ana requests that he come back to stay the night, but Kate confronts him at the door for making Ana cry. Ana's first playroom encounter with Grey. Dinner at Grey Manor with Kate and Elliot. Sex boathouse. Kate already has internship lined up at Seattle Times.

Ana flies first-class to Georgia courtesy of Grey. In Seattle, Grey has dinner with Mrs. Robinson; she encourages him to fly to Georgia to see Ana. Grey misses dinner with Ana's family because emergency back in Seattle requiring his intervention Leila's attempted suicide in his apartment at Escala Friday Ana flies back to Seattle.

Thanks though for the kind gesture. Christian Grey : You're welcome. Where are you? Anastasia Steele : Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad. Christian Grey : Anastasia, have you been drinking? Anastasia Steele : [laughs] Yeah! I have, Mr. Fancy Pants. You hit I mean the head right on the nail. Christian Grey : Listen to me. I want you to go home right now. Anastasia Steele : You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee.

No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. Come here, come here! Go away! Christian Grey : That's it. Tell me where you are. Anastasia Steele : A long way from Seattle! A long way from you. Christian Grey : Which bar? What's it called? Anastasia Steele : I don't know. I gotta go, though. Once again, does anyone remember the previous movie, in which they had him fired for sexual assault, effectively ending his career?

Ana is back at work when Christian shows up unannounced. Could this last detail be semi-autobiographical? Ana and Christian are in Aspen, along with his brother, Elliott, her friend Kate—the two are dating—his sister, Mia, and her boyfriend. Ana has a nightmare about Jack. Christian wakes up to find her in the kitchen eating ice cream.

She spoons some onto his chest and licks it off. He spoons some onto her inner thighs and licks it off. They have sex on the table. Also, he was in and out of foster homes in Detroit.

Elliott proposes to Kate, but not before mentioning how promiscuous he was before he met her. Pro tip, fellas: Leave that part out. Back in Seattle, Christian takes Ana to the Red Room and has her choose one of his assortment of butt plugs. Later, at work, she reminisces about the experience.

Meanwhile, a judge releases Jack on bail for no discernable reason whatsoever. Ana goes to the gynecologist. It turns out she has repeatedly forgotten to take her contraceptive shots and is now six to seven weeks pregnant.

Ana tells Christian about the pregnancy over dinner. Are you bored yet? After all, the whole point of this exercise is to take less time than the movie itself.

Through comically absurd machinations, Ana gets the money and meets Jack at an abandoned building on the edge of town. It turns out he has an accomplice: Liz, the subordinate who thought it odd that Ana got a big promotion despite not having been in the office for weeks. Jack punches and kicks Ana. But she brought the pistol from the desk—thank you, Chekhov!

And now I ask you: why do you think Ana is still a virgin at 22? And yet every single person we see in his employ is a stick-thin, gorgeous woman in porn-high heels. How is that not a red flag? Does he ask for photographs with resumes? This is the headquarters of a major business enterprise, and Anastasia is impersonating someone in order to get inside. We already established how weird it is that she sent her roommate and not another newspaper reporter, but now I have to wonder how lax security is at Grey HQ.

I know that Anastasia is not a professional reporter and this is her first interview, but what the screenwriters presumably believed was flirty banter is actually just extremely rude and made me very uncomfortable. He is a year old billionaire giving you a few minutes of his time to conduct an in-person interview for a student newspaper.

This allows Christian to spend more time with Ana by agreeing to do an impromptu photoshoot, but also: what the hell? How are there no photos available of a famous billionaire?

What does this school paper normally use? There are numerous archives and photo services like Getty for this very purpose. At their first interview, Christian is extremely flirty, and he asks Anastasia out to coffee. Ending the date that very moment is the most drama queen behavior I have ever seen. Okay, a little harsh, but fine. And then he sends her a very expensive gift: first editions of her favorite book. This is a romantic gift! And then Ana drunk-dials him, which college kids do sometimes, and instead of politely hanging up and allowing her to move on with her life, he shows up at the college bar and brings her back to his hotel room where he is very sexual and very flirty.

He is literally The Bachelor, a show that is all about pretending to be romantic. Does he know what that word means? So Ana goes out to a bar with her friends, gets very drunk, and drunkenly calls Christian who picks her up and brings her back to his hotel to sleep it off he also changed her into pajamas which feels excessively wrong.

And Christian also sends his driver to get more clothes for her since she vomited on her outfit from last night.